I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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when I picked him up he smelled like cheeseburgers, had a bite mark around his left nipple and we think someone stabbed him in the forehead with a pencil... it was like the Hangover meets Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
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This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
I could fuck to npr.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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