remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
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