im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
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I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
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All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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