Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
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Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I just made a cocktail. Had one shot of vodka left. It looked lonely so I decided to reunite it with its vodka friends in my bloodstream.
Starting the day at 1:44 in the afternoon. With a hot pocket and a mixer. Who knew my life had this kind of possibility.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
I have already put on my inside pants.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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