Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
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her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
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To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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