So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
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Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
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Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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