why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
porn star boner night. come get it.
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FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
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Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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