just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
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I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
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Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
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