somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
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I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
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by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
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