Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
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I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
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just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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