...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
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I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
He better not be in your backpack
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
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k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
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