Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I forgot how hot balto sounded
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
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Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
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My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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