No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
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I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
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It's like a toaster oven for my penis
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
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