You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
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he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
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Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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