i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
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I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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