College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
She bent over while grinding on me on the dance floor and her thong straps were hanging out, I thought it was a good idea to grab the straps with both hands and pretend to be riding in Santa's sleigh...not my brightest moment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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