Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
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She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
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Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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