He kissed a someone with a penis
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
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Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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