Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
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you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
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Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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