Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
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just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
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Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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