Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
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So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
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well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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