Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
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How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
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i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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