I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Pissed on my Blackberry at the Astros game. Wish me luck explaining that one at work.
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
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my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
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Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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