I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
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When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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