absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
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She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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