Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
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Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
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Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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