Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
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I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
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I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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