Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
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He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
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He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
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Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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