Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
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He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
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The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Randomize