who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
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just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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