So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
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and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
My sister was not impressed when she got here. I was standing in the doorway in my underwear drinking a beer. At 2pm. On a Monday.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
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ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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