i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
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Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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