im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
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first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
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Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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