Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
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When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
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I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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