I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
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Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
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It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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