I cockslap morals
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
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His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
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Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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