I want to have your abortion
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
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My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
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Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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