nut hugger
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
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dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
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You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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