I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
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Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
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I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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