yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
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he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
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you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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