Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
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all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
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We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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