You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
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Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
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Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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