You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
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WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
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