Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
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Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
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Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize