just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
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Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
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Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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