My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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