her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
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I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
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We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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