I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
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If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
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I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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