I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
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just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
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The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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