Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
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It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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